10 reasons why Apple Car will suck
10/9/2015 @ 2:55 PM
- It'll be a white box, with Jony Ive as your navigation voice.
- The charger will use a proprietary cable, which will cost only $3000
- It will have no options, because you are too dumb to have options
- You'll crash it, because you're driving it wrong!
- It'll need Apple electricity to charge, which will be $1 per kwh.
- Your apple car will automatically drive under the speed limit once car v2 comes out.
- You'll need an iPhone and iWatch to drive the damn thing.
- It won't be secure or very good, but all the left wing leather panty hippie fanboys will keep you company
- You'll have to start it with iTunes.
- It'll have windows.